What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
Broke.
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church", the minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
During the time the church was being persecuted in Rome, a christian was thrown to the lions. As he waited to be eaten, he knelt down and prayed. Looking up, he was suprised to see the lion also kneeling in prayer. Seeing the look of bewilderment on the christian's face, the lion said to him "I don't know what you're doing, but I'm saying grace"
