10 reasons why I never wash

1. My mother made me wash as a child.
2. The soap makers only want my money.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring, so I quit.
5. I do wash on special days like Easter and Christmas.
6. I work hard all week and am too tired to take a bath on the weekend.
7. People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than other people.
8. I get along very well without washing.
9. Hardly any friends I have, wash.
10. I'm still young. When I get older and dirtier I may wash."