Christian Humour

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Know any good Christian jokes? We're not promising anything, but if we like it, we may publish it here...
The cat and the mat
How would Christians deal with "The cat sat on the mat" if it occurred in Scripture?
More light-bulb jokes
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? Find the answer here!
Bulletin Bloopers
An excellent source of faux pas in churches - "Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa" and other delightful misprints...
Hymns and Songs
Some time ago you may have been sent the following e-mail regarding choruses. Well, someone has crafted a response ...
A tale of two prawns
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea
Excuses
Every pastor to ever serve a parish has heard his share of excuses from members that somehow don't make it to service regularly
10 reasons why I never wash
A parable on washing...
Is there a Father Christmas?
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
God, Nessie and the Atheist
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster
Noah's Ark, 2000
It is the year 2000 and the Lord speaks to a man named Noah who lives in the United States
How to know whether or not you are ready for parenting
A series of tests you can take at home to prepare yourself for kids!
Shorts
Shorter jokes...
One-liners
One-line jokes...